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>> questlove: 350. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. electric. electric audience tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. this is it. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. thank you so much. oh, man. we got a hot show tonight, you guys. here's what everybody's talking about. of course it was last night's
democratic debate on cnn. and after speculation that he may enter at the last minute, joe biden did not end up coming. no. biden said he thought about showing up, but at the end of the day, his head was stuck in a banister. [ applause ] you can't really -- >> steve: hard to get out of, yeah. >> jimmy: tough break. but this is cool. sheryl crow performed the national anthem at last night's debate. but it looked like martin o'malley was the only one actually singing along. yeah. [ light laughter ] in fairness there's nothing more american than just pretending you know the national anthem. [ laughter ] [ applause ] big night for bernie sanders. he talked about his views on war, and said he strongly opposed it when he was a young man. even crazier, he was talking about the trojan war. but still -- [ laughter ] "i'm not getting in that giant horse." another big night -- i mean a a big moment was when bernie actually defended hillary clinton against questions about her e-mail scandal.
that's right, hillary and bernie got along. actually, i think they got along a little too well. check out this photo of them at 4:00 a.m. i mean, they got married. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: vegas. >> jimmy: vegas. when you're in vegas, if it happens. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: a lot of stuff happened. >> steve: goodness gracious. you know what stays in vegas. >> jimmy: did you notice that it seemed like jim webb -- did you see jim webb last night? he kept gesturing with his hand in sort of an odd way during the debate. check this thing out. watch. >> we need a national political strategy. the working people who every day go out and make this country stronger at home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does that strike you odd? >> steve: that is weird. >> jimmy: well, i think i know what's missing. can we please play that clip again? >> looking for a leader who understands how the system works, who has not been co-opted by it -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> -- but also has a proven record of accomplishing different things. >> jimmy: that's exactly what we're missing. [ cheers and applause ] that was actually -- that was actually his debate coach.
"i think we got screwed on that iran deal." "what are you talking about? you've never been screwed." [ laughter ] hey. moderator anderson cooper asked lincoln chafee why he switched parties from being a a republican. chafee called himself a block of granite. when asked what he meant by that, chafee said, "i meant that i'd make a better countertop than president." [ laughter ] [ applause ] and chafee also took a shot at hillary clinton for her e-mail scandal. and check out what hillary said when she had a chance to respond. >> i think we need someone that has the best in ethical standards as our next president. that's how i feel. >> secretary clinton, do you want to respond? >> no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: all righty. so much for the debate part of the debate.
he's got that one." meanwhile, bill clinton showed his support for hillary by tweeting out a photo of himself watching her in the debate from his hotel room in las vegas. take a look. yeah, that's nice, right? i think it's sweet. wait, can we zoom out for a a second? hillary tied him to the chair. [ applause ] it's las vegas. it's las vegas. you can't let him roam around free. "i love las vegas." [ laughter ] this is a big deal. i saw that the company that makes budweiser is merging with miller. yeah. that's a lot of beer. [ light laughter ] in fact, the next morning they looked at each other and went, "wait --" [ laughter ] "we didn't -- we didn't merge, did we?" [ laughter ] "i gotta go. i have an appointment." >> steve: i'll call you. >> jimmy: i'll call you, miller. here's kind of a crazy story
apparently, there was this guy in st. petersburg who recently drove a stolen car to the police station to pick up court papers about another stolen car that police had found inside a a third stolen car. yeah. or as that's known, a florida turducken. [ laughter and applause ] our stolen cars -- and finally, "fox & friends" was doing a segment this week on a dog and cheetah that they said have been raised together and ended up becoming best friends. and it's really cute. just take a look at this. >> we knew there was a problem, so we started bottle raising kumbali and with the intent to put him back with mom and dad, but, you know, he -- we checked -- >> sorry for that, everyone. >> jimmy: aw. aw, that's gonna be a really gross disney movie some day. you guys, we have a great show.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, academy award winner tom hanks will be here. [ cheers and applause ] [ gibberish ] tom and i have something very special planned. be sure to tune in for that. plus, jessica chastain and music from pentatonix tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] and on friday, we have bruce willis and sienna miller on friday. i cannot wait. but first, we have a big show tonight. he's got a new movie coming out called "the last witch hunter." it's a scary one. the one and only vin diesel is
[ cheers and applause ] plus, she's one of our favorites. her brand-new album "revival" is in stores. check this out. "same old love." you know the tune. i'm so sick of that same old love feels like i'm blown apart >> jimmy: anyways, it's fantastic. selena gomez is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] "revival" in stores now. check it out. she's gonna perform "same old love" for us on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] guys, before we start, i have a a pretty cool announcement here tonight. if you know me, you know i'm always coming up with ideas for new inventions. some are just fun things for the show. other things are just random ideas that will haunt people's nightmares and dreams for years to come. well, one of these ideas just became a real thing. and my idea is basically this. say you're at a big game. what do you do when your team wins or scores a touchdown or a a big moment or makes a great
play? you do this, right? [ cheers ] that's why i realized, why isn't there anything here? >> steve: the armpits. >> jimmy: yeah, there's never anything in the armpits. yeah. >> steve: that's a prime spot. >> jimmy: that's prime real estate. thank you, higgins. yeah. i mean, yeah, you wanna build the beach house here. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, team logo, something. so, anyway, i thought that -- i said they should make sweatshirts and t-shirts to have that there, and we should call it pitz. [ light laughter ] >> steve: nice. >> jimmy: wait, wait. p-i-t-z. you know what i'm saying? >> steve: it's modern. >> jimmy: keep it young -- keep it young and hip. >> steve: and fresh. >> jimmy: yeah, and fresh. >> steve: funky fresh. >> jimmy: funky fresh, thanks. so, anyways, i pitzed it around and apparently no one likes the idea of pitz, yeah. the first people i pitched to, g3 -- they're amazing. they do all the sportswear for nfl, nba, mlb, nhl, you name it they got it. anyways, first pitch, they loved it. so, i partnered up with these guys. [ laughter ] luckily, they talked me out of
the name pitz. so now it's called hands high, and check this thing out. it's a real thing, you guys. so, now, if everybody looks under your seats, you'll find your very own hands high sweatshirts. put them on. just try 'em on, yeah. we got all different teams. every different league. yeah, take your time, you guys. the show's an hour long. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] look at this. looking good. this is looking good right here. all right. this is looking good right here. so look. now, have a seat. have a seat. have a seat. now, this is the deal. so now, look. i'm just walkin' around. it just looks like just a a normal sweatshirt. "hey, what's happening?" and then all of a sudden, it's like, "oh, i'm a crazy fan." but, hey -- >> steve: oh, snap. >> jimmy: that's what i'm sayin'. from this angle, it's nothing. just a normal dude. you don't even know that i'm crazy. you know, it's like i'm -- but i'm telling you, let's do the wave. let's do the wave. let's start here. ready?
i'm gonna start here. one, two, three. [ cheers ] see what i'm sayin'? start from this end now. ready? one, two, three, go. [ cheers ] see the wave, how beautiful the wave is now? i mean, yeah. so, this is the jam. you can order them online at fanatics. they're also at dick's sporting goods. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: we love my man -- dick's sporting goods is awesome. macy's, you can get them. go to handshigh.com for more information. [ cheers and applause ] get 'em up. get your hands high, everybody. >> jimmy: oh, yeah! looking good. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show."
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first democratic debate on cnn. a lot of people tuned in for that, including a lot of republican candidates, obviously. in fact, at one point, donald trump called ben carson on the phone during the debate, and they watched it together. [ light laughter ] yeah, and believe it or not, we actually got footage of that phone call. [ laughter ] i don't know how we get this footage. it's so cool to work at "the tonight show" that we get this stuff. [ cheers and applause ] anyways, we get to air it unedited. we're airing this unedited. you can't tell us what to take out and put in, okay? whatever corporations are involved, we show what we want to show. so this is the actual phone call. yeah. take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ]
[ cheers and applause ] >> hello. dr. ben carson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's your lucky day. you're talking to donald trump. [ laughter ] >> oh, hi, donald. sorry you caught me in the middle of a cat nap. [ laughter ] a little kitty-catnap. >> jimmy: look, i understand being tired. i only get four hours of sleep per night. [ laughter ] >> i get four hours of sleep per hour. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, are you watching the democratic debate? it's huuuuge -- huuuuge. huuuu-uu-uu-uugely boring. [ cheers and applause ] snooze fest. >> i tried watching it, but i guess i must have dozed off. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the last thing you remember seeing? >> i remember lincoln chafee saying, "hi, i'm lincoln chafee." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, turn it back on. he's talking again.
>> why should democratic voters trust you won't change again? >> anderson, you're looking at a block of granite when it comes to the issues. >> jimmy: he doesn't look like a block of granite. he looks like a turtle that shops at men's warehouse. [ laughter ] this debate is the saddest thing i have ever seen, and i have met jeb bush. [ laughter ] >> well, i'm totally amped for this debate. look at me. i'm on the edge of my seat. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] >> jimmy: ben, ben. ben, you're sleeping again. wake up. >> hitler! hitler! [ laughter ] i'll go to the next one. >> jimmy: there you go, you keep making outrageous comments every day, saying crazy things, yet you're going up in the polls. stop stealing my campaign strategy. [ cheers and applause ] >> wait, wait donald, look. the old angry muppet is talking.
[ laughter ] >> and that is that the american people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn e-mails. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. me, too. me, too. >> jimmy: i don't get this guy. all he does is yell. [ light laughter ] do we really need a president who does nothing but yell? [ laughter ] >> i yell all the time. in fact, i'm yelling right now. [ laughter ] [ whispering ] this is my normal voice. [ light laughter ] and my whisper is only audible to dogs. watch. [ growling ] >> jimmy: down boy, down boy! down, boy. [ cheers and applause ] that's a good -- that's a good boy. [ growling ] oh, look. lincoln chafee just called out hillary on her e-mails. this is going to be good. >> i think we need someone that has the best and ethical standards as our next president. that's how i feel. >> secretary clinton, do you want to respond?
>> governer -- governer -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yass, queen. [ applause ] she just threw more shade than chris christie at the beach. [ laughter ] >> that was a humorous comment, and i shall respond with laughter. [ laughter ] ha! >> jimmy: by the way, can you believe halloween is almost here? what are you going to be? >> my costume is great. it's a cross between a beloved cartoon character and one of my former patients. >> jimmy: what is it? >> spongebrain squarepants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. i'm going as sexy pizza rat. [ light laughter ] you know, i can't believe no one's brought up my name yet. i had a whole drinking game plans where every time someone said "donald trump" we would take a shot. >> i don't know. that's an awful lot of tequila for a tuesday night.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's excitement right there. that's excitement. you're a big movie star. you're a movie star. we love you, buddy. thank you for coming back to see us. >> i love being here. >> jimmy: we actually had you last time i saw you were out in los angeles. >> we were in los angeles. >> jimmy: i did "the tonight show" from los angeles for a a week and you came out there. but before that, you were in new york. so we keep switching it up. >> and we did it in new york. you actually had me dance here. i'll never forget that. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. i got more phone calls from you from that. don't ever make me do that again. [ laughter ] >> don't make me dance again. what are you doing? >> jimmy: yeah, this is home for you, right? this is new york. >> new york's home. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is it. you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. >> if you can make it in new york, you can make it anywhere. >> jimmy: yeah.
gosh, "fast and the furious," "furious seven" was the last one? >> i think it was "furious seven." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lost count. and it's made over $1.5 billion. [ laughter ] i sound like donald trump. $1.5 billion. [ light laughter ] i do sound like it. he knows all the stats. he loves to talk about money. >> you can't say billion without sounding like trump. >> jimmy: he came on the show. we had him backstage. i go, "hey, donald." he goes, "hey jimmy, how's the finger? congrats on the show. you're getting 3.4 million people watching." [ laughter ] all he knows is numbers. you can't stop him. i didn't even answer about my finger. you're doing three more, we think? >> a trilogy. >> jimmy: a trilogy. so this is a trilogy coming up. do you know where the next one is set or no? is the script --
>> jimmy: are you serious? >> well, something that people don't know is the first movie came from a "vibe" article that was about street racers in new york. and the director and the producer at the time reset the whole movie in l.a. but the "vibe" article that the whole franchise was started from actually originated in new york. >> jimmy: wow, i did not know that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love hearing that. >> we're finally bringing it back home, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's great. do you have a director that we know of? >> yes, we do have a director. did anyone see "straight outta compton"? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, the whole world saw "straight outta compton." absolutely, yeah. >> gary gray. >> jimmy: gary gray, fantastic. get ready. [ cheers and applause ] get ready to really, really clap because i want to show a a picture.
saw you, we now have pauline in the world. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. just grabbing daddy's hand. just grabbing. just grabbing a vin diesel hand and just goin -- [ light laughter ] you can sell those for little chewies -- those little -- >> vin diesel hands for babies. >> jimmy: like binkies. vin diesel binkies. they're teething -- teething rings. >> i could make billions. >> jimmy: billions and millions and beautiful millions. [ light laughter ] pauline, of course, named after paul walker. >> named after paul walker. >> jimmy: super sweet guy. [ cheers and applause ] what a beautiful baby. congrats on that. all your beautiful kids. how many is this now? >> well, my 7-year-old daughter -- i want to say something. this is not appropriate, but my 7-year-old daughter has -- bear with me. [ light laughter ] my 7-year-old daughter has an
iphone now. i can read this to you. "hi, daddy. i love you so much. i am so proud of you. i miss you so much. i believe in you. that you will make an awesome movie. i love you so much. i miss you so much. love sinoche." >> jimmy: that's a real text right there. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> the real thing, man. >> jimmy: unfortunately, she can't see the movie because it's too scary. that's the only problem. >> yeah. it's more of a more of a date movie, yeah. >> jimmy: tell her you made "frozen" or something. [ laughter ] she'll be happy. >> she could see "the iron giant" or she could see groot. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, fantastic. but this movie, this movie, this will scare you. "the last witch hunter." this is october 23rd. perfect. it's halloween. it's what you want. >> it's a halloween movie. >> jimmy: it's what you want as a date movie. >> that's what's so freaky. you don't hear people say it's a date movie anymore. i don't know why? do people going on dates anymore?
>> jimmy: yeah. oh, i don't know. do people go on dates? [ cheers and applause ] >> well, this is a date movie. >> jimmy: i would say all scary movies are date movies. >> all scary movies are date movies. but this has a blood, it's got romance. it's got a little -- [ light laughter ] but when you get scared, you go -- you grab the hands for the first time. cute. >> oh, my god. she loves me. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] get ready to get scared. here's vin diesel in "the last witch hunter." take a look at this. [ crashing sound ] [ growling ]
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>> jimmy: i have notes just in case i need notes. >> ah, okay. okay. >> jimmy: you know what? i don't need notes with you here. >> oh, wait. don't. okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. [ laughter ] just in case. now you don't know what to say. >> jimmy: i need notes. yeah, i need notes. [ laughter and applause ] no, let's talk about -- congrats on everything. how are you? everything good? >> yeah. >> jimmy: listen, you're looking great -- >> i'm great. >> jimmy: on all these things. >> oh gosh. what? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i come on. >> thanks. >> jimmy: on the cover -- [ cheers and applause ] and this album, "revival" -- [ cheers and applause ] people are saying that it's going to be number one -- this week. so congratulations on that. we're hoping. >> that's nice. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and the tour starts up soon, right? in may? >> yeah, the tickets go on sale soon, actually in a few days, and i'll be touring in may.
and it starts in las vegas? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> dangerous. >> jimmy: maybe -- maybe lincoln chafee will be there. yeah, it'll be exciting. [ laughter ]e but that's exciting, going on tour. do you like going on tour? >> i do, yeah. it's exciting to be able to bring the music that you create to life. >> jimmy: yeah. but you go around different places. and we were talking, cause we were talking about scary things and stuff back stage. and you said, yeah when you look at one venue, you have an app that tells you if there's ghosts. >> yeah. so i believe in -- i believe in ghosts. i have a ghost app. >> jimmy: i believe in them too, i think. >> but i feel like they're able -- >> jimmy: you have a ghost app? i never even heard of this. >> yeah, i have my phone. so i believe that, you know, spirits can tap into technology. why not, right? >> jimmy: i don't know. [ light laughter ] i mean i'm not going to debate you on this. >> okay, i believe in it. i think it's real. >> jimmy: well, i didn't say anything. i just said yeah, i don't know. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not fighting you. i'm not debating it. i -- they might be able to tap into technology. so you have a ghost app? >> yes, i haven't used it here yet because i thought i could do it with you. >> jimmy: oh this is going to scare me. >> no, no, no.
it's fine. >> jimmy: well this is an old studio. it's been around for a long time. >> i know. all right, here's my phone. >> jimmy: okay, that's your phone. jaybasoft? >> yes. they -- >> jimmy: ghost hunter. >> yes. >> jimmy: but i don't want to kill the ghost. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: oh no, it's working. it's working. >> so -- >> jimmy: wait is that me? that's my -- am i a ghost? [ laughter ] it's reading -- it's recording my voice. >> no it's not recording your voice. >> jimmy: but i see the green things going up and down when i'm talking. >> because just in case there are spirits. >> jimmy: i just heard something. what does it mean? what does that mean? >> that means there's one. >> jimmy: there's one ghost. >> oh. >> jimmy: there's two ghosts. >> yep. i'm not kidding. children. stop, stop, stop. >> jimmy: stop playing the music. what does that mean? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: children? >> yes, children, that's what it said. >> jimmy: what does it say there? but it just said children in a a weird voice. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: like a "knight rider" voice? >> well, you can't -- >> jimmy: david hasselhoff. >> you can't force it. [ laughter ] you can't force it. it's going to happen on its own. >> jimmy: i can't force it to happen.
>> no, no, it happened. >> jimmy: so it already happened? so we missed it? >> no, no. >> jimmy: why would the ghost say children? >> do people have children here? >> jimmy: yes, of course. [ laughter ] >> i don't have children. they're not mad at me. they're mad at y'all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, but no, that's not saying the ghost is mad at anyone. that's just -- >> no, i just happen to -- >> jimmy: happens to have a a deep voice and goes children. >> no, i promise you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's got computer voice. >> it still, it says things. >> jimmy: children. >> look i was -- >> jimmy: it just says, and this thing doesn't work. >> i was in a venue and it actually said people -- >> jimmy: children. maybe that's all it says. >> it said people in my life by name. >> jimmy: who, mildred? [ laughter ] mildred. they say the same thing it sounds like children. >> my -- no. >> jimmy: they just say the same name over and -- how do they know my friend's name is mildred? >> you're actually upsetting the spirits. they're mad at you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. don't say that. no, so wait, they knew your friend was there, though? >> no, they had -- they listed it as names. i'm not kidding. by far was there next me. >> jimmy: i say nobody buy this. all right. well i don't know -- >> i shut it down.
don't worry. i can't. >> jimmy: i'm not worried about anything. i was laughing about when we were doing rehearsals. and by the way, you sound fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: love the new jam. love the other song. i love the whole record. it's getting great reviews and grabs. but during rehearsal you were saying that your voice, you think that your voice is very deep. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: but it's not. >> well no, hey, i was -- [ laughter ] i was extremely insecure when i was younger because i kind of have a lower register. and when i was recording records in the past, i felt like i needed to change my voice. so for this record, i spent a a year and a half on it. and i actually learned that it's an asset to me to actually create this emotion that i can translate through my music. >> jimmy: but you were doing johnny cash for me earlier. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's kind of funny. >> i can do it. >> jimmy: could you do it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, we always have two microphones -- >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: but just in case something comes up. >> can you hear me? >> jimmy: okay, yeah. i fell into a burning ring of fire i went down down down and the flames went higher and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire >> jimmy: children.
[ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] children. the ring of children. [ laughter and applause ] this thing doesn't work. get rid of this thing. >> hey, i mean it. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask what you do. we got to say our congrats on everything we're going to a a little some fun thing that is interactive as well. [ ringing ] >> oh. >> jimmy: but i just heard the thing. we'll be right back with more of selena gomez. it isn't off, it's on. >> it's off!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with the lovely, the talented selena gomez, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] "revival" tour kicks off in may. the album's out now. we're going to take lip-syncing to a whole new level here. you guys, it's time for "tonight show dubsmash." [ cheers and applause ] all right, so you put your headphones in there. >> all right, all right. okay, okay. >> jimmy: this is an app that's
called ghost hunter. no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] it's called dubsmash. here you have thousands of sound bites from movies and tv shows, songs, pretty much everything. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: now, you can record yourself lip-syncing to them. so sometimes it's quotes. sometimes it's whatever. jingles. selena and i are going to try out a few now. sound good for you? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right cool. here we go. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: i'll go first. okay. let me just. okay, get my big fat head in there. it almost didn't fit in the camera, that's how big my head is. [ laughter ] all right. okay. sorry. i'm gonna hear it. [ laughter ] all right. i'll tell you when you can look at it. >> play. >> jimmy: are we ready? okay. here it is. 800 588 2300 empire >> today. 800-588 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's it right there. that's like that. that's what you do. >> that's a lot of -- >> jimmy: so you're next.
>> that's a lot of pressure. okay. >> jimmy: no, no, not a lot of pressure. >> all right. >> jimmy: just press any random video. >> this one. this one maybe? >> jimmy: sure. i don't know. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: just go for it. >> oh, vibes. okay. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] what? >> is that right? >> jimmy: let me see it. >> oh, i messed up the beginning. but it's okay. all right. >> jimmy: here we go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like the eyeball. >> frightening. >> jimmy: the eyeball flip at the end. >> that is frightening. >> jimmy: no, it's cute. all right, here we go. i'm gonna do one. here we go. [ laughter ] all right here we go. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i forgot about this. [ light laughter ] all right. >> want me to wait for it? >> jimmy: all right, ready?
here we go. >> please welcome the wickedly talented one and only adele dazeem. please welcome -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was travolta -- >> that's messed up. that's good. >> jimmy: that was travolta introducing adele dazeem. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: we'll do this one. do this one. >> okay, okay. oh, man. what a come bad. okay. >> jimmy: you can do it. you can do that. [ laughter ] okay, good. >> right? is that good? okay, okay. >> jimmy: you guys know what it is? >> audience: yes. >> jimmy: they knew it. >> do you? >> i'll look for you. i will find you. and i will kill you. [ laughter ] i will look for you. i will wind you. i will kill you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. okay. >> the clip where the eyes go crazy. >> jimmy: no, those are cute. all right, here we go. last one here. let's do it together, okay? >> what is it? >> jimmy: i thought we could do
one of your songs. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: are we ready? i'll start it off i think. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll do it one more time. >> again. that was great. >> jimmy: it was great? [ laughter ] no, it is fantastic, yeah. all right ready for it? >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> this one give your best shot. >> jimmy: i can do it better next time. but here we go. i'm so tired of that same old love that -- it tears me up i'm so tired of that same old love my body's had enough [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're going to hear the real thing. selena gomez, everybody. she's going to perform "same old love" after the break. stick around.
love" from her new album "revival." once again, selena gomez. [ cheers and applause ] take away your things and go you can't take back what you said i know i've heard it all before at least a million times i'm not one to forget you know i don't believe i don't believe it you left in peace left me in pieces too hard to breathe i'm on my knees right now ow i'm so sick of that same old love that it tears me up i'm so sick of that
my body's had enough ohh that same old love ohh that same old love i'm so sick of that same old love feels like i'm blown apart i'm so sick of that same old love the kind that breaks your heart ohh that same old love ohh that same old love i'm not spending any time wasting tonight on you you know i've heard it all so don't you try and change your mind cause i won't be changing too you can't believe still can't believe it you left in peace
too hard to breathe i'm on my knees right now ow i'm so sick of that same old love that it tears me up i'm so sick of that same old love my body's had enough ohh that same old love ohh that same old love i'm so sick of that same old love feels like i'm blown apart i'm so sick of that same old love the kind that breaks your heart ohh that same old love ohh that same old love i'm so sick of that so sick of that love
i'm so sick of that so sick of that love i'm so sick of that so sick of that love i'm so sick of that i'm so sick of that same old love that it tears me up i'm so sick of that same old love my body's had enough ohh that same old love ohh that same old love i'm so sick of that same old love feels like i'm blown apart i'm so sick of that same old love the kind that breaks your heart ohh that same old love ohh that same old love [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! totally fantastic. selena gomez. "revival" is out now. my thanks to vin diesel,